You're more than just a usual asshole. You are that much of an asshole, it has to be folded to fit you. You are by far overassholed and there's no way back.
An asspoundee can be defined as any person who owned stocks during the February 27 2007 trading session, when the Dow Jones crashed and suffered a historic drop of over 400 points.
Goddam I felt like an asspoundee when I was margined to the hilt and lost all my money when the markets crashed on February 272007!