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assmuncher 

(1) A person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy. (2) Those who exhibit traits characteristic to "a person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy."
That fucking, assmuncher just ran a red light and cut me off.
assmuncher by El Diablo February 17, 2004

assmunch 

a purveyor of unacceptably annoying acts, usually due to sheer incompetence rather than maliciousness; one who is irritating, frustrating, dweebtastic, or otherwise mock-worthy.
it took the guy at the sandwich shop 20 minutes to make my sandwich- what an assmunch. it still tasted good though, but c'mon, 20 minutes? fuck that.
assmunch by Viktor II August 28, 2007

assmunch 

insult usually directed towards someone with anger.
Also related to:
asstwat
asshat
assfuck
bitchass
asswipe
asshole
and many more
"OMFG NOOB YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSMUNCH!!11!"
"hello assmunch"
"haha, Fin is such an assmunch"
assmunch by lawzer February 7, 2005

assmuncher 

1) One who munches ass.

2) An incompetent person.
James just bit my ass, i think it left a mark.

What an assmuncher!
assmuncher by nonassmuncher November 24, 2009

Assmuncher 

A boy/girl that ruins the fun of the others, to be a killjoy or to simply be annoying
"Yo, stop being an assmuncher and enjoy the party."
Assmuncher by Wildboyo March 22, 2021

Assbunthole 

Combination of the words asshole, bitch and cunt. Used for decribing someone, usually female, whose actions are almost indescribable in a negative context. Enables the user to use such negative words without fear of reprisal, as the actual word sounds less negative than it truly it.
"Whenever she's around her friends, she's such a total assbunthole to me."
Assbunthole by Christian Fuentes January 10, 2009
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Oblication 

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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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