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ass load
The term "ass load" can be found in the Old Testament of the Bible. God tells Noah to bring an ass's load of grain for each pair of animal brought upon the arc. Thus an ass load is derived from the amount of weight that can be held carried by a mature, healthy donkey (ass).
The term is used again in the New Testament when Jesus shares the parable of Rosie O'Donnell's booty, it is cursed to weigh over 7 ass loads because she is an annoying, fat, and ugly bitch.
The term is used again in the New Testament when Jesus shares the parable of Rosie O'Donnell's booty, it is cursed to weigh over 7 ass loads because she is an annoying, fat, and ugly bitch.
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ass load
When speaking of quantity: an amount more than which is easily countable
When speaking of size: larger than a man can easily carry
When speaking of time: an amount of time which is larger than the expected amount
When used as a noun: a wad of semen released by a man inside the anus of another person (male or female alike)
When speaking of size: larger than a man can easily carry
When speaking of time: an amount of time which is larger than the expected amount
When used as a noun: a wad of semen released by a man inside the anus of another person (male or female alike)
ass load
Speaking in terms of time - anything requiring over 4 hours.
In regards to physical objects, more than could be easily carried by the average fat broad.
In regards to physical objects, more than could be easily carried by the average fat broad.
ass load by Phunkmonkee August 20, 2003
ass load
1:John Madden weighs more than an ass load.
2: That fucker gave us an ass load of homework. lets get his daughter pregnant.
2: That fucker gave us an ass load of homework. lets get his daughter pregnant.
ass load by s8nlivesagain April 13, 2004
ass-load of homework
A significant quantity of homework. Usually assigned by that one teacher that enjoys seeing children suffer.
I have an ass-load of homework.
Mr. Smith is a dick; he gave us an ass-load of homework.
My weekend is ruined because I have an ass-load of homework.
Mr. Smith is a dick; he gave us an ass-load of homework.
My weekend is ruined because I have an ass-load of homework.
ass-load of homework by carter6 September 22, 2013
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