ass twitch 

something thats happening in the left ass cheek of me right now and its been going on for over half an hour and im about to shove needles in it.

me: why must my ass twitch?
rita: to much butt sex.

why does everyone think i have butt sex?

ass twitch by now both of them are January 17, 2008

ass-twitching 

An uncomfortable and/or embarrassing emotional experience caused by observing another person's actions or witnessing an awkward situation caused by another person's actions.

He tried to get up three time to tell her that he still loved her. Unfortunately, he was too drunk. Finally her new boyfriend helped him into a cab. It was really ass-twitching.

Did you watch his latest video blog post -- the one where he talked about his childhood? He really opened up; but the part about him wetting the bed until he was 19 made my ass-twitch a little.

ass-twitching by kallena May 4, 2010

asstritch 

an arrogant person whose pompous ignorance is so exctreme that faced with a real life situation the only thing the know how to do is to submerge their head into their own ass much like an ostrich in a hole

Clinton is an asstritch

asstritch by Patrick..... August 24, 2010

Asswitch 

A nickname for the weld chick at the welding supply store

Talk to Asswitch, she can get that figured out for you!

Asswitch by Weldchick June 28, 2010