Ass Troll

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A small mystical creature employed by Airport Security to painfully explore anal cavities in search of contraband. It is generally used in situations in which a simple body cavity search is not sufficiently humiliating.

"We were detained at the Airport because the Ass Troll found a condom full of cocaine in Joe's ass."

"I can't believe they used an Ass Troll on that old lady!"

Ass Troll by Don't really know February 4, 2006

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Ass Troll

what you see when you are having sex with a really hairy girl and you are about to do it doggie style

damn girl what is that an ass troll!!

Ass Troll by dirtyreddbone February 13, 2006

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Hot Ass Troll Stain

Hot Ass Troll Stain originated from ancient Egyptian journalist Lord Plankus , when he described something as hot

God dang it this sand is making my feet a Hot Ass Troll Stain

Hot Ass Troll Stain by Lord Plankus June 1, 2016

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Colossal ass trolling

Trolling done on an enormous scale. Usually requires a lot of thought and preparation put into it. Shows human potential at its brightest. While being considered irrational in modern society, colossal ass trolling keeps attracting people all over the planet, for it brings unparalleled satisfaction.

One guy: Hey, did you hear someone replaced "Lenin" with "Putin Huylo!" on the Mausoleum in Moscow?
Other guy: Dude, that is some colossal ass trolling!

Colossal ass trolling by croc541 September 23, 2014

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trill ass nigga

The realest nigga around fa sho. Don't fuck with this nigga or you'll get merc'd.

"It's these paper casters that get debt, for trill ass niggas like me."

trill ass nigga by Spooje December 9, 2004

trell ass nigga

Trell ass nigga is a word to describe anybody who is poor or does any crazy ass shit.

“Yo nah you broke as shit you one trell ass nigga”

trell ass nigga by jah1234jah August 9, 2022

trill ass nigga ride

a car thats absolutely awesome

"guy 1: "yo yo yo nigga, check out my 94 ford aspire. all the nizzles roll wit deez"
guy 2: "nuh uh, my geo metro is a trill ass nigga ride"

trill ass nigga ride by jay c June 24, 2004

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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