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ass tobacco 

Tobacco smuggled into a prison or jail(usually inside a condom or saran wrap) by means of an inmates anal cavity.
I heard you're getting released today! No more ass tobacco for you!

(In song) They like to smoke that(pause) ass tobacco!
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chewed tobacco ass 

this is the nasty smelling, gross feeling, and chewed tobacco ass appearing that happens when you start sweating and it's obvious you didn't wipe it clean
When the sun was blaring at 99 degrees and he really started sweating, Sean knew he had chewed tobacco ass and regretted wearing yellow shorts
chewed tobacco ass by von groovy April 11, 2019

tobasco-ass

After eating to much spicey flavored with hot sauce food you take a shit and your assholes on fire.
I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !
tobasco-ass by jpg3 August 30, 2011

Tobasco hot-ass

When two individuals are engaging in sexual intercourse and the first individual spreads the other individuals butt-hole wide open and pours Tobasco sauce into the anal cavity. Following this, the individuals have anal sex causing the hot sauce to slosh around in the cavity creating severe irritation.
Parker: Dude, Chris and Cheyenne just came out of the bedroom. I heard he gave her a good "Tobasco hot-ass. Ethan: Man, I bet she's in some major pain. Parker: She's a tough hoe though, so it's all good.
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