One of the more nuanced definitions of the
slang term "asstassle" relates to a
tool commonly known as a "fetish flogger," which is often employed at fetish and S&M
club events. The term is slightly pejorative in that it carries an implication of banality and routine; of pseudo-sexual mundanity, devoid of actual passion or pain. The source of this slight negative tinge is, quite honestly, the experiences of several
people in the Washington D.C. area, who have all been unfortunate enough to find themselves at local fetish events, and ruefully in the presence of big fat
people in latex who can neither fuck nor stand pain. So in a desperate plea to appear sexual, these newly empowered narwhals stand around and nonchelantly tap each other on their blanched gluteals with this ostensibly naughty "asstassle" in an effort to bottle and sell the weakest taboo cabaret this side of
Kansas, while our protagonists stand there, wonder where their lives went terrribly wrong, as they sip on extremely low quality bottles of stale beer and contemplate life outside the
Christian Terrordome.
"So then he pulls an asstassle out of his
pocket and starts tapping her
ever so gently on the buttock. Needless to say I had to turn away or face the prospect of
masturbating in the bathroom stall, this exchange was so mechanically erotic."
