Ass-smooth

Description of an object or person who is so slick that it resembles the smoothness of a baby's behind.

"That guy is so ass-smooth" or "This table is ass-smooth!"

by onak September 20, 2009

ass smooth

Something in a coherent whole. Mainly a collection of some sort or a group of somewhat relative things.

Often used to brag about a fancy, but pointless, bunch of stuff someone has, but can also be used as an alternative to words like pretty, hot, etc.

Your Pokemon card collection is so ass smooth.

by Arnas September 25, 2010

Smooth Ass

A person who keeps making you fell for their trap with different tactics and strategies

xxdicklvoer69xx: ez ggs
Cummander: i hate you smooth ass bitch.

by FarMistt November 30, 2020

Smooth ass

Can either be a description of an ass or can be a style of doing something.

"Yo, she got a smooth ass"

or

"I did that shit smooth ass, brotha"

by Kyle April 16, 2003

ass smoothie

A smoothie (or other beverage) that is first prepared in a blender, then poured into a woman's ass. The woman then stands up, jumps up and down to mix the smoothie, pours it into a glass and drinks it.

Pornstar Cheyenne Hunter made an ass smoothie in our test kitchen.

by Sheri Santiago January 7, 2008

Ass smother

When a Slut smothers her ass all over your face. You can barely breathe. This is supposed to be a punishment, but I view it as eating ass and seems really fun and sexy.

pornhub title: Sexy hoe gets revenge with Ass smother
How is that a punishment? I wish I got that.

by IwannnafuckKateUpton April 25, 2019

ass smoothie

when one proceeds to insert fruit in to a womans rectum then preforming anal sex and putting it in a glass and drinking it

yo my friend George preformed an ass smoothie on Jessica

by teeth wrinkles December 31, 2021