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ass peanuts 

Bite-sized turds. Great as party snacks for the unsuspecting.
I left a bunch of ass peanuts on the floor that I got from my grandma.
ass peanuts by Dan Devine October 17, 2004
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peanut ass 

When a big fat girl's got this tiny little butt. You ever seen that before?
Have you ever seen a peanut ass? I used to work with this girl; she had this big ol' body with these two little buttcheeks.
peanut ass by Mike Ockisbig December 14, 2004

peanut ass 

What happens when you eat too many peants.
Oh man, Natalie had peanut ass real bad!
peanut ass by theotherbrutha January 2, 2012

peanut ass nigga 

A person whom lacks cognitive skills associated with doing just about anything in life. He/she is typically always being clowned on. They lack common sense, and They typically have a Low IQ, similar to a peanut. That’s just all they know. Peanuts. Because they’re peanut brained.
I told that peanut ass nigga that he shouldn’t have smoked that shake, now he’s tweaking on the street sending and deleting snaps from the group chat that he meant to send to the hoes.

peanut butter ass 

When one fails to properly clean after defecation and large chunks of fecal matter remain around the anus.
Frank said, "What the fuck is that smell?"
Andrew answered, "I was in a hurry this morning and forgot to wipe, I have peanut butter ass right now."
Frank replied, "You are fucking gross! How do you forget to wipe? Go clean your ass!"

Peanut Butter Ass 

A syndrome commonly associated with bodybuilders and/or fat slobs that consume copious amounts of protein. The human bodies inability to assimilate abundant amounts of protein leads to a sludgy peanut butter like substance passing through the butt hole instead of a nice slippery turd. There is usually no beginning or ending of the actual bowel movement, much like Woody Allen movie. The permenant peanut butter sludge causes the owner to wipe dozens of times without ever resolving the poopy grime caked in the butt cheek area. Often the vigorous wiping leads to smeared poop in the lower back area, skid marks trumping a bulldozer track, and inevitably a clogged toilet.
"Dude, can you bring me some more toilet paper? I burned through this roll, my t-shirt, and both socks and I still have peanut butter ass"
Peanut Butter Ass by Tjjolle September 6, 2013

Peanut Butter Jelly and Ass Sandwich 

Putting peanut butter and jelly inside your or your partner's ass. Then eating all of it out of your or they're ass.
How about a Peanut Butter Jelly and Ass Sandwich for dinner?
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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