Poop comprised of small, well-formed pieces, usually 4-10 in number, that are easily expelled and require little toilet
paper usage afterwards. Their appearance and consistency is similar to rabbit
poop. They are similar to Ass Potatoes, but smaller and more numerous, and they are the "opposite" of Ass Bread.
I have to take a crap, but I'm in a hurry, so I'm hoping for a
couple of quick ass potatoes, or at least a handful of ass
nuggets. The last
thing I need is a bunch of ass bread.