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ass-mangled

1. (verb) to be shown up in a event you thought you were good at so bad it were as if your ass had been mangled
2. (adj.) to have the apperance of being ass-mangled
"Dude thats the seventh time you lost. I thought you said you were good at Madden."
"I am."
"Apparently not because your getting ass-mangled."
ass-mangled by Ryan Pound February 20, 2009

ass mongler 

one who mongles the ass, or basically owns it; aka raging homo.
daniel is the biggest ass mongler in the world
ass mongler by daniel attaway January 8, 2003

Ass monger 

(actually it's my trademark phrase)
An ass monger literally is one who sells or deals in asses, used as an insult its pretty sweet
Hey ass monger, go live in a fucking hole
Ass monger by G-maximus October 3, 2003

Ass Mangler

A person you hope you never meet while in prison.
Bubba: You see that guy there?
OZ: Yeah, what about him?
Bubba: he's called the ass mangler. Watch you back when around him.
Oz: Why?
Bubba: Drop the soap and find out.
Ass Mangler by I forget January 11, 2004

Donkey raving ass monger 

One who loves donkey ass and can not restrain from it. Also, one who fucks too much donkey ass and has lowered oneself to the animal level.
Dylan Saches is a donkey raving ass monger.

Whore Raping Ass Monger 

Someone who enjoys raping whores and takes advantage of their ass.
Billy used to be a Whore raping ass monger back before rehab
Whore Raping Ass Monger by Dethfate January 16, 2009
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