ass magnet

one who perpetually attracts assholes or, in a more positive light, one who is able to easily get laid.

1. Dude, all your friends are idiots...you're such an ass magnet.

2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!

by SAN2LAX March 8, 2005

Someone perpetually stuck to their boss's ass; toady; brown-noser; syncophant

Dude, John is such an ass magnet. If the boss stopped dead in his tracks, they'd have to pry John's nose out of his ass with a crowbar.

by rolltide55 January 10, 2010

Ass Magnet Faggot

by EpicWaffles449 June 10, 2020

The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.

Why are all these people crowding me out? What am I,a magnet ass?

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

The tendancy of one's ASS being drawn to sitting down rather than doing the work that one's suposed to be doing.

"look at the magnet ass sitting down AGAIN!"

by bigheaded5 November 14, 2007

When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass

by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022