ass magnet 

one who perpetually attracts assholes or, in a more positive light, one who is able to easily get laid.

1. Dude, all your friends are idiots...you're such an ass magnet.

2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!

ass magnet by SAN2LAX March 8, 2005

ass magnet 

Someone perpetually stuck to their boss's ass; toady; brown-noser; syncophant

Dude, John is such an ass magnet. If the boss stopped dead in his tracks, they'd have to pry John's nose out of his ass with a crowbar.

ass magnet by rolltide55 January 10, 2010

Ass Magnet Faggot 

Kayne.

Kayne is an ass magnet faggot

Ass Magnet Faggot by EpicWaffles449 June 10, 2020

my ass magnet

When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass

I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up

my ass magnet by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022

magnet ass 

The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.

Why are all these people crowding me out? What am I,a magnet ass?

magnet ass by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

magnet ass 

The tendancy of one's ASS being drawn to sitting down rather than doing the work that one's suposed to be doing.

"look at the magnet ass sitting down AGAIN!"

magnet ass by bigheaded5 November 14, 2007

Fat-Ass Magenta 

Name to describe people with a typically bitchy, annoying, slap-you-in-your-fat-fuck-face personality. Common amongst individuals with the name "Michael," which may be due to the fact that over two percent of Americans have been presented with that name by their parents.

Fat-Ass Magentas usually talk nonstop about the most retarded crap. They do not leave you alone, disregard personal space, rarely shower, have relatively gross facial features, and are indeed fat. The term, Fat-Ass Magenta, can be used as an insult, although primarily used to express hard feelings or hate toward someone. In the long run, Fat-Ass Magentas only need a decent amount of patience, tolerance, and the ability to see from both perspectives, in order to find the best in the person.

YO!!!! Fat-Ass Magenta, leave me the hell alone, and stop breathing in my damn ear!!

Fat-Ass Magenta by I Love To Give The Truth July 21, 2013