Ass Kiss 

when someone takes there bare ass and sits on the other persons cheek, making kissy noises. When they lift they're ass off the persons face they fart loudly.

Oh dude you smell like ass

yeah Bill Gates gave me an ass kiss last night

was it wet?

Yeah

NICEEEEEE

Ass Kiss by stoner4boner March 8, 2010

Ass-kiss 

An action where 2 people volunteer to have both their anal sphincters come in contact as if they are kissing.

P1: hey man how are you doing?
P2: Good man, what about you? what have you been up to?
P1: I'm good too man. I just ass-kissed Charlotte last night.
P2: Bro... That's your 10-year-old sister.

Ass-kiss by Buttercake144 January 13, 2023

ass kiss rodeo

Having to kiss someone's ass so much that it becomes a show in itself. This was a bit on the Adam Carolla KLSX radio show.

Everyone disagreed, but to keep their jobs they all played ass kiss rodeo to make him happy until he left the meeting.

ass kiss rodeo by NCdubmixer July 22, 2009

Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss

The Cadbury Egg comes out Easter time, it is a chocolate egg filled with a creamey gooey center. Hence giving someone a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss is the act of fucking someone, filling their ass with cum then planting a big kiss on their asshole afterward. Anyone can perform this on anyone and you don't have to wait for easter.

The Easter Bunny gave Mother Nature a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss, LOL

Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss by jpg3 September 14, 2010

sweaty-ass-kiss 

The moist stamp of a bare female backside.

Ellen quickly toweled off and still naked, picked up the phone and dialed Rosie, not realizing that when she sat on the coffee table she inadvertently deposited a sweaty-ass-kiss precisely where Melissa would be enjoying her coffee in a few short hours.

sweaty-ass-kiss by ohthree11 March 26, 2010

sister ass kiss 

being nice to your sister (preferably one close to your age) in hope of hooking-up with one of her friends

joe-"why are you being so nice to your sister?"
bob-"oh, i am sister ass kissing"

sister ass kiss by soejoto February 1, 2009

butterfly ass kiss 

When somebody puts their eye as close to your ass as they can and you fart into it.

Guy: can you check to see if I have a hemorrhoid?
Girl: I don't see one
Guy: Look close I really think I have one (farts into girls eye)
Girl: I'm going to get pinkeye from that butterfly ass kiss!

butterfly ass kiss by anonymous53987568 August 14, 2012