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Jungle ass

The feeling which occurs during prolonged ass cheek exposure to rotten, wet vegetation that manifests itself in an intense itching sensation, which gradually turns into unbearable pain. It feels thousands of needles raping your ass cheeks. Most commonly experienced by US Marine infantryman training in Okinawa, Japan during winter months.
Lance Corporal, can I get up to put on my gortex bottoms, I'm having severe jungle ass. There may actually be something in there biting me, possibly a jungle rat eating too many jungle budedas.
Jungle ass by BogeyMan24 January 29, 2015

jungle ass

when you don't wipe your ass completley and later on it gets all itchy and very annoying
i wish it wasn't so hot cause now I have jungle ass, it sucks
jungle ass by nickdwsfwe October 27, 2008

jungle ass

A dilapidating jungle disease

Ass Juggler 

someone that will jiggle peoples own ass too much.
He really is a Ass Juggler.
Ass Juggler by Thomas Scottass March 29, 2022

jingle-ass 

Similar to a dumb-ass. Think of an ass with jingle bells hanging from his behind.
Can you believe he's up there karaoke-ing to ABBA? What a jingle-ass.
jingle-ass by Manimal22 June 13, 2008

Assfungle 

The action of taking a plunger,and shoving it up your anus.
he assfungled me soooo hard.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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