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ass jesus

God himself, embodied into a profile picture of jouta kujo and brings holiness upon the land.
"man, how did joe finally get laid?"
"nobody knows, we can only thank ass Jesus"
by juwupiter February 12, 2020
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Jesus Your Ass

To nail someone to a cross; to crucify someone.
by shepj April 27, 2009
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Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ

A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.
Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ! I almost died!
by RebelJosh89 December 17, 2020
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fuck me in the ass because i love jesus

Your man is un-pleased with you, but you dont want to lose your virginity till marriage. So the best song ever was created Named "Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus"
DID YOU HEAR SAMANTHA GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BC SHE LOVES JESUS???
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved
by Pussy Poppin hand stand 69 April 10, 2017
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fuck me in the ass cause i love jesus

This is a song but it is called the Loophole it is funny as fuck so FUCK ME IN THE ASS CAUSE I LOVE JESUS
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fuck my ass cause i love jesus

loving jesus so much that you stay a virgin but are so desperate to fuck some1 that you tell them to put it in your ass.
I'm'a christian but i want some fuck so fuck my ass cause i love jesus christ.
by weavesnatcher69 December 3, 2017
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