kujo 

when a dog is acting crazy and insane. it usually doesn't mean anything except for the fact that the dog is getting a hit of energy. symptoms include running around and away from people, excessive growling, and frequently a mean-ass bite. the kujo state will probably last for about 5-10 minutes depending on how well you can handle the dog. a good way to take care of it is to grab the dog, put him on his back, and put your face up against his and firmly tell him to stop. and if necessary bite his ear and show him who the fucking boss is.

Damn it, stop acting all kujo on me you fucking dog.

kujo by trevor3776 November 16, 2006

kujo 

a rabid dog

whoah kujo, heel.

kujo by kathy January 28, 2004

Kujo 

"Kujo" is all the white stuff that forms in the corners of your mouth. Commonly an odourless white substance appearing more often in warmer weather or after sporting activity. Kujo should be monitored closely at all times and, if identified, it should be removed immediately to prevent further build up. It can be removed in various ways including scratching, picking, licking, wiping etc. A kujometer will monitor kujo and will assist in early detection and removal.

Guy no. 1 -" Hey man you have a mad amount of Kujo"

Guy no. 2 - "Oh shit, thanks for lettin me know homes"

Guy no. 1 - " No worries fella, but remember 'scratch it, dont hatch it"

Guy no. 2 - "yeah for sure - lego high five me"

Kujo by Keith "lego high five" homes April 4, 2010

Kujo 

Sexiest man alive, super jacked, serious gamer, enhanced run abilities and very big cock

Person 1: How is Kujo in bed
Person 2: It can't go any deeper

Kujo by Stan's child November 1, 2020

kujo 

creepy dog who needs to actually die.

first dog i actually wouldn't mind watching die and suffer.

kujo by Mr. Pink December 5, 2004

Kujo 

A rare type of arctic pig bear. Most "kujos" tend to have longish hair and wear glasses. The can be found in suburbs through out Massachusetts and in zoos across america.

Dude, look! It's kujo!

Kujo by Tyler Russo November 25, 2007

kujo 

a pimp wit all da grls

man kujo fucked 10 grls last night

kujo by kujo March 4, 2004