ass in the face

When your least favorite athlete is on tv and nothing suits him finer then pulling your pants down and putting your ass by the tv.

Jay: Mcnabb has been killing us today.
Dan: Guess its time for the ass in the face!
Jay: You or me?

by dandaman352 March 24, 2007

Ass-in-the-Face

A state of poverty, or social rejection/lack of status stemming from a poor or financially disadvantaged background.

"When we were growing up, we had nothing. We had ass-in-the-face."

by Paul Caporino September 15, 2006

ass to the face

when you are laying on the ground and a man runs up to you and rubs his ass in your face while shiting

hey bam is go ing to give that guy an ass to the face

by ben freeman June 12, 2008

purple ass in my face

An alcoholic drink consisting of:

Vodka
Blue Curacao
Sprite
Grenadine

Let's head down to Johnny's and get a purple ass in my face!

by radicalryno May 14, 2011

ass munching cunt face

The third most offensive insult someone can receive. see cunt muffin, and cock juggling thunder cunt

Go to hell you ass munching cunt face.

by Failbot6669 June 21, 2011

ASS IN FACE

ASS IN FACE= THE VIOLENT RUBBING OF ONE PERSONS ASSHOLE INTO THE FACE OF ANOTHER PERSON. COULD BE USED AS PUNISHMENT OR AS PLAY.

While intoxicated having a shower, your friends decide to brake in and throw cold water on you. So..... you decide to give " ASS IN FACE " Butt ass naked you run out of the shower and pin the first culprit to the ground and rub your wet ass in their face.--Added punishment to " ASS IN FACE " would be to fart- and I did.

by KRS325 March 29, 2009

wearing your ass on your face

wearing your ass on your face to forcibly implant your face into your ass similar to having a foot in your ass but much more severe

don't mess with officer smith or you will be wearing your ass on your face

by littlejimmie December 07, 2019