ass hit

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the blunt end of a bowl of marijuana being smoked, this smoke, or the "ass hit", tastes very similar to the smoke generated from a moldy wet banana peel burning on a citronella candle.

johnny was very poor, when he smoked weed he always made sure to take the "ass hit" to insure he got his moneys worth of marijuana

ass hit by bobadababi eytshaboi July 2, 2006

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Ass-hit

When one hooker hits the crack pipe and blows it in your asshole. Then the next hooker sucks that crack hit out of your asshole

Dude, I paid two hookers to ass-hit. We were all high AF

Ass-hit by Rotten_666 June 25, 2017

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bomb ass hit

A very nice rip on a bong, When a huge cloud of smoke emerges from your mouth that fills up an entire area.

Danny: Holy shit Andrew, that was a bomb ass hit!

Andrew: Thanks Danny; you can finish sucking my dick now

bomb ass hit by HoodluM- February 27, 2008

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Lame ass hit

meaning like a bitch but lame it clearly makes sense .

Another word for munch or whore like if y'all fucked already " lame ass hit "

john "that lame ass hit cheated on me.."
lexi "lame ass hit?"

john "yes that pussy was trash anyways."

Lame ass hit by immostdefintletyamunch January 6, 2023

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can't hit your ass with either hand

Unable to accomplish tasks.

You were supposed to finish that yesterday! I swear you can't hit your ass with either hand!

can't hit your ass with either hand by macput1 June 10, 2016

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suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit

When a girl is so bangin that you would do anything to fuck her.

Dude she is so hot I would so suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit

suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit by Havocmaker95 October 10, 2017

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Don't let the door hit you on the ass

This means the same thing as, "Beat it," or, "Get the hell outta here," or, "Yeah, the door is this way, pal."

When Wayne's job interview was going poorly and he had a fight with the interviewer, the interviewer kindly asked him to leave by saying, "Yeah, Don't let the door hit you on the ass, buddy."

Don't let the door hit you on the ass by Billthrill1 April 21, 2007

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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