ass gremlins

that last little bit of poo that you can't wipe off!!

I wiped and couldn't get rid of those ass gremlins! i tried water but they just multiplied!!

by Grant June 18, 2006

ass gremlin

when you shit and instead of coming out in one nice big happy block, it comes out in a bunch of little pieces reminiscent of rabbit turds, and then they float and appear to mock your inability to produce a proper crap.

crap, i got a case of the ass gremlins.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 7, 2004

Dirty Ass Little Gremlin Boy

A man of very much scrubbliness and famor. Very dirtness and disgust. His ass has dirt kcaed on. Has the key to your nightmares.

Yoho man dirty of dirty ass little gremlin boy fucker shit-man.

by dirty ass little gremlin boy January 19, 2023