ass coffee
A completely liquid bowel movement.
ass coffee by PerCoceT January 20, 2005
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ass coffee
Morning beverage that should taste fresh and uplifting; unfortunately, those who do not put effort in morning coffee create a vile beverage that is usually spit out immediately
Geoff put fresh coffee grounds into the old coffee filter this morning again; he's made ass coffee again, prick!
ass coffee by bigsexxxy August 24, 2010
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ass coffee
when you drink low quality beer resulting in the next day you shit liquid in short concentrated bursts.
ass coffee by Ben Paxton September 27, 2007
Brewing a pot of ass coffee
Brewing a pot of ass coffee by DroppingTheObamasAtThePool July 8, 2011
Coffee Ass
When the cheesecake from cheese cake factory smells like the ratchet third Simpson sister, and smells like coffee.
Coffee Ass by OmgShane July 5, 2016
coffee ass
the feeling u get after consuming way too much coffee. u can no longer trust a fart at risk u might shart, and when u use the restroom, the liquidy excrement looks and smells like a very dark roast coffee. Often leading to an itchy & burning ass.
After several cups of coffee, Mike was returning to the restroom every few minutes; it was quite obvious to his coworkers he had a case of coffee ass.
coffee ass by ilikecoffee May 25, 2013
coffee ass
Girl 1: Oh my god! You like Jerry? He smells like coffee ass..
Girl 2: As if, Ashley. You're so extra, you basic bitch!
Girl 2: As if, Ashley. You're so extra, you basic bitch!
coffee ass by greenmetblue July 5, 2016
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1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
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2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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