ass coffee
ass coffee by PerCoceT January 20, 2005
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ass coffee
Morning beverage that should taste fresh and uplifting; unfortunately, those who do not put effort in morning coffee create a vile beverage that is usually spit out immediately
Geoff put fresh coffee grounds into the old coffee filter this morning again; he's made ass coffee again, prick!
ass coffee by bigsexxxy August 24, 2010
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ass coffee
when you drink low quality beer resulting in the next day you shit liquid in short concentrated bursts.
ass coffee by Ben Paxton September 27, 2007
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Brewing a pot of ass coffee by DroppingTheObamasAtThePool July 8, 2011
Coffee Ass
When the cheesecake from cheese cake factory smells like the ratchet third Simpson sister, and smells like coffee.
Coffee Ass by OmgShane July 5, 2016
coffee ass
the feeling u get after consuming way too much coffee. u can no longer trust a fart at risk u might shart, and when u use the restroom, the liquidy excrement looks and smells like a very dark roast coffee. Often leading to an itchy & burning ass.
After several cups of coffee, Mike was returning to the restroom every few minutes; it was quite obvious to his coworkers he had a case of coffee ass.
coffee ass by ilikecoffee May 25, 2013
coffee ass
Girl 1: Oh my god! You like Jerry? He smells like coffee ass..
Girl 2: As if, Ashley. You're so extra, you basic bitch!
Girl 2: As if, Ashley. You're so extra, you basic bitch!
coffee ass by greenmetblue July 5, 2016
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