ass bow

A sexy type of lingerie, like a teddy but that has no back except for a bow.

I couldn't believe it she turned around and bent over and had on an ass bow. I was rock hard.

by Casey Black February 24, 2010

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny

you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

by bluebear March 31, 2020

the bowl of ass

The time when you start fucking a piece of potato soup

Jake says what are are you eating my lady
Lady said I ate the bowl of ass

by The potato soup June 12, 2017

Bowling for Ass

To fling one's balls with such force that your entire body is propelled toward the nearest gaping anus. Both balls in the ass signify a strike and one ball signifies a spare.

I went bowling for ass at David's house last night. We were getting strikes left and right.

by DecayingReverie July 24, 2015

Assbowl

ass·bowl n. non-vulgar version of asshole suitable for on air broadcasting

Yeah Alanis, you sound like a real assbowl.

by LeisureSuitLink May 19, 2004

Assbowl

Much like the famous Rose Bowl, this athletic event is a competition to see which of your friends can grab the most ass in one school day...at school....teachers are worth two touchdowns.

I won the latest Assbowl game, but i got three detentions for "molesting teachers"...it was bullshit, but i still won.

by 10110101011001 December 16, 2008

assbowl

the last hit in the pipe that occasionally gets pulled through into your mouthular cavity - producing a coughing, spitting, near-wretching effect - often resulting in undesirable yet hilarious consequences

Dude, I think there's one more hit in this pipe but it's probably some assbowl

by bonedoggy March 22, 2004