ass assassin
ass assassin by atown86 December 25, 2007
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ass assassin
A ninja or martial arts trained citizen who usually preforms assasinations on the anus of other men or women for money.
ass assassin by Richard October 4, 2003
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ass assassin
A well-endowed gay man who knows how to thoroughly destroy an anus and get the victim to ask for more.
ass assassin by Smarty_Pantz March 15, 2011
ass assasin
Typically a faggot who's whole purpose in life is to bugger some poor young homo in the bunghole for his own selfish
satisfaction.
satisfaction.
That Todd, he's nothing but an ass assasin. All he wants to do is plunge his pole into poor Jimmy's tight hamster tunnel.
ass assasin by off the wall sicko March 19, 2010
Ass assassinate
Boy A: Hey B, Where's your girlfriend?
Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.
Boy A: What happened?
Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.
Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.
Boy A: What happened?
Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.
Ass assassinate by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011
ass assassain
ass assassain by Ryan Bates December 23, 2008
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