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ass s'more

a snack consisting of graham cracker, chocolate and marshallow prepared by sticking said ingredients up one's ass and sitting in a hot tub for six minutes.
Damn, these ass s'mores be tastier than a motherfucker!

I found an anal pube in Grandmother Louise's ass s'more.
by Professor Timmy C May 20, 2003
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a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.
"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."
by Ariluto April 30, 2006
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T-Ass-S

verb. To T-Ass-S.

A play on TSS (Toxic Shock Syndrome) the staph infection typically contracted by women when tampons are used for longer than 8 hours. "T-Ass-S" is the act of inserting a super-absorbancy tampon with a card-board applicator in the anus of a man by a woman during sex, against his will, potentially causing Toxic Shock Syndrome of the ass. Tampon may or may not be left in the ass for more than 8 hours.
Girl: "So I roofied this guy at the bar last night and brought him home and totally T-Ass-S-ed him."

Girl: "Bought him a drink, told him he looked hot, next thing he knew he was being T-Ass-S-ed in the bathroom."
by GirlOnTop November 8, 2010
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Goldberg's Bitch Ass Son

When you get ass beat so badly you become like goldberg bitch ass son
by GamerDeezNutz November 4, 2021
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tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel

Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!
Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!
by Jeep_Junkie March 13, 2007
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