asparajism 

Jism of a distinct flavour caused by the excessive consumption of asparagus.

"Gee Bob, Your cum tastes like asparagus today"

asparajism by czak May 8, 2004

asparapiss 

your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you've consumed asparagus.

"somebody light a match! i just had myself an asparapiss!"

asparapiss by nonplussed. aka stefanie collins. July 16, 2008

Asparapiss 

The bad-smelling piss which occurs after eating asparagus

Dude, I just had the worst asparapiss ever

Asparapiss by Faakin Soi August 16, 2009

Asparajiz 

Foul smelling male ejaculation resulting from the comsumption of asparagus prior to arousal.

She could wash away the smell of burning rubber after he asparajized on her face during sex.

Asparajiz by David B Weingarten September 25, 2011

asparapiss 

your urine and/or the ripe and distinct smell it gives off after you've consumed asparagus.

"someone light a match! i just had myself an asparapiss!"

asparapiss by stefanie collins July 25, 2008

Asparapiss 

N: Urine that has the unmistakable smell of that is the indicator that one has consumed asparagus.

V: The act of urinating and filling the room with the smell that is produced in urine when one consumes asparagus.

I really need to spray my bathroom when I take an asparapiss. The smell makes me want to barf.

Asparapiss by StankyPee December 9, 2012

asparapiss 

When you eat aspapagus and it makes your pee smell terrible the next day. It is sometimes not flushed for the purpose of getting back at, or irritating others.

Whenever Johnny ate asperagus, he purposely didn't flush just to irritate his parents with his asparapiss.

asparapiss by gerbil of destruction April 12, 2011