Askil

Always make a good mood. Have a strong body and well trained body. And a cook that every girls want.

Askil always make a good mood. Have a strong body and well trained body. And a cook that every girls want.

Askil by sophi79 October 8, 2018

Askil

Always make a good mood. Have a strong body and well trained body. And very good in bed.

Askil good in bed.

Askil by sophi79 October 9, 2018

Askil

A brown-haired male with large desires for Betina. He also like to eat mackerel in tomato sauce and to meet up too late for class

Askil like penis

Askil by Runboi November 28, 2018

askil

FUCKING HUGE DICK. He also wears vans a lot

Askil takes his vans to school

askil by Borilastic May 20, 2019

asking for a friend 

Someone uses this phrase while asking a question. They claim to be asking for a friend, when they are in fact asking for themselves.

"Are narwhals real? Asking for a friend."

asking for a friend by Ash1355 November 3, 2015

Askident 

A question unwisely asked.

“Did you actually ask Renada how far along she was?”

“I did.”

“She’s not pregnant, you know.”

“I know that... now.”

“What were you thinking?”

“I wasn't. It was an askident.”

Askident by PJMac August 10, 2012

nowhere near the asking 

Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.

Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.

What did you get for the Beemer in the end?

£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)

What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.

I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!

nowhere near the asking by Yesyoucangoto July 24, 2016