asianfy

To make something appear or seem asian.

Jill: Look, when I tap this water bottle, it makes an asian ringing sound!
Bob: Oh, you asianfy(ied) it!

by sandielah October 7, 2009

Asiany

A spontaneous and irresistible feeling generated in a non-Asian person to eat Asian food, watch Asian movies, visit places of Asian heritage.

Evan: Hey Joe, what's up with you today?
Joe: Nothin Bro, just feeling a bit Asiany today.
Evan: I know the feeling, dude. Just eat some noodles and jack off to some Asian porn. You'll be fine.

by DroneGuy June 27, 2018

asianify

To turn something Asian.

Today, i'm gonna asianify my room.

by Truongman4life March 28, 2008

asianfail

The failure to fit the studious math-loving stereotypes of an asian when you are an asian.

Mr. Brandt: Isaac read your answer

Isaac (asian): Umm, the uh blastopore becomes a, uh-

Mr. Brandt: No, you're answering wrong question, pay attention!

Entire Class: ASIANFAIL!!!

by kenton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 24, 2010

asianfanfics

A website made for obsessed fangirls and kpop addicts to come together and fantasize over asian idols in the form of writing

-Yo, did you read that crack fanfiction on asianfanfics?

-OTL Yersh

by sasaeng April 8, 2014

Asiancy

A super exclusive organization/club. All Asians are automatically in this aforementioned club but non-Asians are welcome to join to if willing to act as other members do. There is sometimes a membership fee but only for really really really annoying people.

FIRST INVENTED BY P.E.B.

Azn #1: Dude, are you part of the Asiancy?
Asn #2: Yep, I'm from Korea.

by Holla at your boy July 19, 2011

asianfreakophobia

a fear of asian people

w0jtek: asians give good massages.
brittanyxsanders: asians freak me out.
w0jtek: you have asianfreakophobia.

by w0jtek June 12, 2009