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ashmur

the cutest guy ever… hes not photogenic but its a flex bc irl hes hot asfffff
sm women he gets

good personality and shit
bro look thats ashmur egg😻
by hehejsnmgkyoeowizjxnx May 19, 2022
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ashmur

the cutest guy ever… hes not photogenic but its a flex bc irl hes hot asfffff
sm women he gets

good personality and shit
bro look thats ashmur egg😻
by hehejsnmgkyoeowizjxnx May 19, 2022
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Ashburnham

A term to describe a female person(s), usually found on the social networking apps yubo or discord.

An Ashburnham is generally a very genuine person (extremely rare for online encounters). Ashburnhams are always unique and special and emit a good vibe at all times.
Damn dude I really love talking to that Ashburnham.

She’s totally an Ashburnham, you can tell because she’s super fucking sweet.
by PORNHUBIANS December 5, 2019
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ashaureah

A girl that's pretty , smart ,unique and intelligent . She is very sensitive at times but she always gets through it . She has her own way of doing things and is very independent . Is a very fun person to hang out with and will always keep you laughing no matter what . She could be crazy at times . She is a good person to trust and she is very loyal . Is a chill type not the person to start mess . A lot of people loves her . She's a good person to be friends with .
Unique girl named ashaureah
by Star2605 June 1, 2017
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Ashmula

Jewish slang for being featured in a gay porno
I’m gonna tie you up and ashmula you
by ChrisTheBiscuit February 6, 2022
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Ashburn

Ashburn, VA is a town in Loudoun County located between Leesburg and Sterling. The original town was built as a vacation spot for people in Washington, D.C.

But, nobody cares about that...

Today, Ashburn is an upscale planned community with some odd quirks: Despite being built by several developers, every, single, house has the same floorplan. Ashburn homes are rather large, exceeding 4,000 SqFt. Yards around these houses are smaller than the houses themselves and one can easily see into their neighbours' house as they are never more than six feet apart. No place of business is open past midnight in Ashburn, excepting gas stations. This, coupled with the youth of Ashburn's propensity for soft drugs, has caused many a drunk or stoned youth to trek to 7-11 and mill inside for at least a half-hour. Every adult in Ashburn is obsessed with fitness and is compelled to bicycle in the middle of the road regardless of whether trails are paved on both sides.
Out-of-towner: - "I had the hardest time finding your place, every house looks the same around here!"

Ashburn-er - "What do you mean?" "Our's has brick on the front"
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Angry Neighbour: - "I think your son was peeping while I was changing!!!

Confused Mom: - "Our windows almost touch, we can read your newspaper when your curtains aren't drawn; I'm sure it was an accident"
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Stoned Kid: - "Damn, I want a Crunchwrap Supreme!

Drunk Kid: - "Bummer dude, Taco Bell closed at midnight.

Stoned Kid: - "What's open at 1:30?

Drunk Kid: - "IHOP, 7-11...that's it

Stoned Kid: - "Slurpeeeeeeee!!1!"
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Biker: - "Yay!" "I'm biking in the street!!!"

Angry Man in M6: - "What are you doing?" "Go ride the W&OD like everyone else!!!"
by White Guy on a Bike July 18, 2010
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ashturbate

The act of masturbating with a handful of a cremated person's ashes.
She was so hot before she died. If only I could get my hands on her cremated remains, I would definitely ashturbate.
by wordman55 September 8, 2012
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