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the cutest guy ever… hes not photogenic but its a flex bc irl hes hot asfffff
sm women he gets

good personality and shit
bro look thats ashmur egg😻
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the cutest guy ever… hes not photogenic but its a flex bc irl hes hot asfffff
sm women he gets

good personality and shit
bro look thats ashmur egg😻
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Ashburnham 

A term to describe a female person(s), usually found on the social networking apps yubo or discord.

An Ashburnham is generally a very genuine person (extremely rare for online encounters). Ashburnhams are always unique and special and emit a good vibe at all times.
Damn dude I really love talking to that Ashburnham.

She’s totally an Ashburnham, you can tell because she’s super fucking sweet.
Ashburnham by PORNHUBIANS December 5, 2019

ashaureah 

A girl that's pretty , smart ,unique and intelligent . She is very sensitive at times but she always gets through it . She has her own way of doing things and is very independent . Is a very fun person to hang out with and will always keep you laughing no matter what . She could be crazy at times . She is a good person to trust and she is very loyal . Is a chill type not the person to start mess . A lot of people loves her . She's a good person to be friends with .
Unique girl named ashaureah
ashaureah by Star2605 June 1, 2017
Jewish slang for being featured in a gay porno
I’m gonna tie you up and ashmula you
Ashmula by ChrisTheBiscuit February 6, 2022
Ashburn, VA is a town in Loudoun County located between Leesburg and Sterling. The original town was built as a vacation spot for people in Washington, D.C.

But, nobody cares about that...

Today, Ashburn is an upscale planned community with some odd quirks: Despite being built by several developers, every, single, house has the same floorplan. Ashburn homes are rather large, exceeding 4,000 SqFt. Yards around these houses are smaller than the houses themselves and one can easily see into their neighbours' house as they are never more than six feet apart. No place of business is open past midnight in Ashburn, excepting gas stations. This, coupled with the youth of Ashburn's propensity for soft drugs, has caused many a drunk or stoned youth to trek to 7-11 and mill inside for at least a half-hour. Every adult in Ashburn is obsessed with fitness and is compelled to bicycle in the middle of the road regardless of whether trails are paved on both sides.
Out-of-towner: - "I had the hardest time finding your place, every house looks the same around here!"

Ashburn-er - "What do you mean?" "Our's has brick on the front"
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Angry Neighbour: - "I think your son was peeping while I was changing!!!

Confused Mom: - "Our windows almost touch, we can read your newspaper when your curtains aren't drawn; I'm sure it was an accident"
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Stoned Kid: - "Damn, I want a Crunchwrap Supreme!

Drunk Kid: - "Bummer dude, Taco Bell closed at midnight.

Stoned Kid: - "What's open at 1:30?

Drunk Kid: - "IHOP, 7-11...that's it

Stoned Kid: - "Slurpeeeeeeee!!1!"
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Biker: - "Yay!" "I'm biking in the street!!!"

Angry Man in M6: - "What are you doing?" "Go ride the W&OD like everyone else!!!"
Ashburn by White Guy on a Bike July 18, 2010

ashturbate 

The act of masturbating with a handful of a cremated person's ashes.
She was so hot before she died. If only I could get my hands on her cremated remains, I would definitely ashturbate.
ashturbate by wordman55 September 8, 2012
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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