ashlified 

adj. to make oneself the most beautiful him/herself has ever been.

We must go out, lets get ashlified for all the boys!

ashlified by matthew connolly April 6, 2004

Ashlified 

kriszkross trying to become an ashley using this username!

kris is now Ashlified

Ashlified by anonymous January 11, 2021

Assifieds

A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.

Dude, where did you find that cougar?

I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.

Assifieds by TheKirkness October 6, 2011

Assified 

To be made ass, by something that is already ass in state or being.

Bob became assified when he started to hang out with that asshole, Billy.

Assified by there are those who call me......Russ? February 21, 2003

assify; assified 

Assify
adj or v. - "ass-eh-fi(ed)"
1.Anything displeasing to the point of repluse.
2.Putrid

Synonym: Shitty

1)Dont assify the situation.

2)Who assified the room?

3)That's one assified face!

assify; assified by T.A. August 5, 2004

Alive and Amplified 

The act of being horny.

I felt so alive and amplified at the Mooney Suzuki concert.

Alive and Amplified by Rlvers January 20, 2011

Aplified metallic slinky 

This frase describes the technique of leaving sexual conduct by flopping out of bed in an almost inhumanely fast manor. The move is very complex and requires a intense level of concentration from the participating parties. Both parties can use this move at the same time however it is not recommended as it could potentially break both backs. There is no restriction as to who can utilize this technique except for a currently ongoing experiment that is recomending not using the technique if the user is lactose intolerant.

He performed a impressive Aplified metallic slinky maneuver and was out of the room in a matter of seconds.

Aplified metallic slinky by The maneuver expert May 21, 2018