ashlified

adj. to make oneself the most beautiful him/herself has ever been.

We must go out, lets get ashlified for all the boys!

by matthew connolly April 6, 2004

Ashlified

kriszkross trying to become an ashley using this username!

kris is now Ashlified

by anonymous January 11, 2021

Assifieds

A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.

Dude, where did you find that cougar?

I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.

by TheKirkness October 6, 2011

Assified

To be made ass, by something that is already ass in state or being.

Bob became assified when he started to hang out with that asshole, Billy.

by there are those who call me......Russ? February 21, 2003

assify; assified

Assify
adj or v. - "ass-eh-fi(ed)"
1.Anything displeasing to the point of repluse.
2.Putrid

Synonym: Shitty

1)Dont assify the situation.

2)Who assified the room?

3)That's one assified face!

by T.A. August 5, 2004

Alive and Amplified

The act of being horny.

I felt so alive and amplified at the Mooney Suzuki concert.

by Rlvers January 20, 2011

Aplified metallic slinky

This frase describes the technique of leaving sexual conduct by flopping out of bed in an almost inhumanely fast manor. The move is very complex and requires a intense level of concentration from the participating parties. Both parties can use this move at the same time however it is not recommended as it could potentially break both backs. There is no restriction as to who can utilize this technique except for a currently ongoing experiment that is recomending not using the technique if the user is lactose intolerant.

He performed a impressive Aplified metallic slinky maneuver and was out of the room in a matter of seconds.

by The maneuver expert May 21, 2018