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Ashlified 

kriszkross trying to become an ashley using this username!
kris is now Ashlified
Ashlified by anonymous January 11, 2021
A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.
Dude, where did you find that cougar?

I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.
Assifieds by TheKirkness October 6, 2011

Assified 

To be made ass, by something that is already ass in state or being.
Bob became assified when he started to hang out with that asshole, Billy.

assify; assified 

Assify
adj or v. - "ass-eh-fi(ed)"
1.Anything displeasing to the point of repluse.
2.Putrid

Synonym: Shitty
1)Dont assify the situation.

2)Who assified the room?

3)That's one assified face!
assify; assified by T.A. August 5, 2004

Alive and Amplified 

The act of being horny.
I felt so alive and amplified at the Mooney Suzuki concert.
Alive and Amplified by Rlvers January 20, 2011

Aplified metallic slinky 

This frase describes the technique of leaving sexual conduct by flopping out of bed in an almost inhumanely fast manor. The move is very complex and requires a intense level of concentration from the participating parties. Both parties can use this move at the same time however it is not recommended as it could potentially break both backs. There is no restriction as to who can utilize this technique except for a currently ongoing experiment that is recomending not using the technique if the user is lactose intolerant.
He performed a impressive Aplified metallic slinky maneuver and was out of the room in a matter of seconds.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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