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Ashley B 

Ashley B is the type of woman that will take your soul with her mouth and then will turn around and remove you off of garage access, blink cameras, etc for not answering 1 phone call. She could suck an oil tanker through a coffee stirrer tho.
Damn did Ashley B kick you out again? Didn’t she just suck the life out of you?”

“Fuck yeah I didn’t hear her phone call”
Ashley B by 2 T July 3, 2023
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Ashley.B 

Ashley.B is the Soft-hearted kind girl, that's in love with boys named Dallin. mostly Dallin.G
Bob : hey who do you like?
Ashley.B : yeah I like Dallin.G, hes so my type
Ashley.B by Stranger=Lover November 13, 2021

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ashley birch

A blond girl that is average in height. She doesn't brush her teeth and loves to chew on her own toe jam. She's also a stalker.
ashley birch by duck kid January 18, 2018

Ashley Benson 

Awesome star of hit TV show pretty little lairs, plays queen B wanna be Hanna, previously "hefty hanna" but still as beautiful
The most amazing blonde ever to be seen on tv!
guys wanna date her, girls wanna be her
Along with Shay Mitchell she presents the best ustream, showing off their geeky glasses and secret jokes!

Don't mess with 'ash benzo'!
Guy; if you could have anyone who would it be
Guy 2; gotta say ashley benson, those dimples
Guy; plus she's a pretty no beautiful liar!
Girl I want to BE ashley benson
Ashley Benson by cheechyeaa July 11, 2011

Ashley Barnes 

The best shithouse player to ever grace the premier league.
Diego costa is a b-tec Ashley Barnes
Ashley Barnes by Nottherealcoolguy December 8, 2019
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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