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Ashley B 

Ashley B is the type of woman that will take your soul with her mouth and then will turn around and remove you off of garage access, blink cameras, etc for not answering 1 phone call. She could suck an oil tanker through a coffee stirrer tho.
“Damn did Ashley B kick you out again? Didn’t she just suck the life out of you?”

“Fuck yeah I didn’t hear her phone call”
Ashley B by 2 T July 3, 2023

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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>a real group of five ministers under King Charles II whose last names happened to form the acronym C-A-B-A-L: Clifford, Arlington, Buckingham, Ashley, and Lauderdale<.7.9.7.6.>.9.
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ashley birch

A blond girl that is average in height. She doesn't brush her teeth and loves to chew on her own toe jam. She's also a stalker.
"that person is a real ashley birch"
ashley birch by duck kid January 18, 2018

Ashley Benson 

Awesome star of hit TV show pretty little lairs, plays queen B wanna be Hanna, previously "hefty hanna" but still as beautiful
The most amazing blonde ever to be seen on tv!
guys wanna date her, girls wanna be her
Along with Shay Mitchell she presents the best ustream, showing off their geeky glasses and secret jokes!

Don't mess with 'ash benzo'!
Guy; if you could have anyone who would it be
Guy 2; gotta say ashley benson, those dimples
Guy; plus she's a pretty no beautiful liar!
Girl I want to BE ashley benson
Ashley Benson by cheechyeaa July 11, 2011

Ashley Barnes 

The best shithouse player to ever grace the premier league.
Diego costa is a b-tec Ashley Barnes
Ashley Barnes by Nottherealcoolguy December 8, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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