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Eighth-assing it
It’s when you don’t want to half ass it because it’s too much effort. And a quarter of said effort is too much also. So eighth-assing it.
Dude I’m so tired we would be lifting weights eighth-assed. (Instead of half-assed)
Dude I’m so tired we’re eighth-assing it.
Dude I’m so tired we’re eighth-assing it.
Eighth-assing it by Eighthass January 1, 2023
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Assing it up
The act of going over to someone's house and dropping some serious deuces. Can also be when you go to someone's house and rip a couple.
Assing it up by Uncle Funkalunkel October 15, 2003
Asking For It
The final frontier of denial, "asking for it" is a mentality people use to justify the world being less horrible than it is. Most commonly it is used to pretend that a rape victim 'subliminally' or 'subtly' gave consent, but it can also be used in context to say someone who leaves a quarter on the ground is just as guilty as the thief who steals it of the crime, having 'tempted' the criminal or perpetrator. In extremist cases, such as a few sects of Muslim religion, some women are forced to cover their hair to prevent 'tempting' men.
Pertaining to sex, it is statistically estimated that about 1/3 men buy in Britain conform to the "asking for it" mentality.
Pertaining to sex, it is statistically estimated that about 1/3 men buy in Britain conform to the "asking for it" mentality.
Asking For It by Kwing January 19, 2010
asking for it
whats wrong with wanting attention if its from a person you like?
plants thrive on sunlight, earth and water
and they don't need to ask for it
plants thrive on sunlight, earth and water
and they don't need to ask for it
"knowing you exist calms me, soothes me, gives me hope. being near you makes me happy, satisfies me, challenges me. No, im not asking for it.."
asking for it by Krkič December 28, 2019
asking for it
The original name of the group A Fire Inside, back when they first started. The name was changed around the time of the 'A Fire Inside EP'.
asking for it by A Loyal DF-er September 2, 2006
Asking For It
Asking For It by He Who Talks Loud Saying Nutin January 6, 2017
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