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Sequential Season Syndrome 

A painful condition that affects winners of reality TV shows past the first season, consisting of not being able to accomplish success of any degree. See American Idol winners, America's Next Top Model, Apprentice, etc.
Person 1: Ouch, Lee DeWyze's debut album only sold 141,000 copies.

Person 2: Sounds like a bad case of Sequential Season Syndrome.

Person 3: Who?

Sequentialism

The philosophy that all things commit to a natural order, that human effort is often fruitless in its attempt to replace this order with one of its own.
A wise man once told me that he was a devoted follower of sequentialism.
Sequentialism by The_Discombobulator February 23, 2010

gender sequential 

Gender sequential. A being whose gender changes in a sequential order according to the gender of the person they are currently shagging. If they shack up with a female, the being becomes male; if they shack up with a male, they become female.

If a new gender arises, it is placed at the bottom of the sequential order of genders, and the sequential gender being would follow suit. Example: if partner = male, being = female; if partner = female, being = x; if partner = x, being = male.
Name? tinkee
Age? age is just a number in the face of love
Occupation? love
Gender? gender sequential
Life goals? you
gender sequential by tinkee1656 August 8, 2015

Non-Sequential Hermaphrodite 

Not to be confused with "Simultaneous Hermaphrodite". An organism whose sex changes multiple times in its lifetime, usually aperiodically.
The sea creature started out as a female but became a male a month later. Last week, it was female. Yesterday, it was male. Today, it is female again. It seems to be a non-sequential hermaphrodite.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026