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Assheimers 

When you see an ass so nice you forget everything
Dude, check it out! That ass is so nice it gave me assheimers!
Assheimers by Greenpheonix187 September 21, 2020
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Alcheimers 

Drinking to the point of not remembering anything that happened while intoxicated. Synonym for blacking out. A combination of Alcohol and Alzheimers.
I don't remember doing that last night. I drank too much and got alcheimers.
Alcheimers by TheSolution03 October 7, 2010

Assheimers 

;crippling case of stupidity, one that doesn't think things through nor cares to.

A mental case.
That guy must have Assheimers, he dropped out of medical school to raise pigeons.
Assheimers by Panthera Atrox February 19, 2011

Assheimer's 

The ability to remember someone else's idea, but not that it's not theirs.
Christ, you must have Assheimer's, I just told you that!
Assheimer's by DicBoi December 3, 2020

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026