girk

any violent woman who attacks the genitalia of unsuspecting men in order to amuse themselves or others

1st guy: Dude, Jorese jus nailed me in the nuts!

2nd guy: what a freekin girk!

by Paul July 28, 2004

girk

a girk is a nerd who has risen through the ranks of the nerds to become a head nerd or a super nerd. this means that a nerd who is considered by nerds to be a nerd is a girk

Nerd 1: Man Nerd 2 is such a girk

Nerd 3: yeh he got 3 extra credit points for knowing the answer to a question they do at university let alone in yr 9

by danieltylerdurden September 21, 2005

girk

One who rests her head on peoples chests, feels their heartbeats, and then chops off their dicks

This girl from LA was a very good girk

by DEFNOTDAVIDLOL June 20, 2009

girk

A mispelling for "girl" commonly made in instant messaging programs such as MSN. Can be used to refer to other females or males with feminine qualities.

"Has anyone seen Matty girk?"
"I finally met up with all you girks!"

by ArtanisDTS August 03, 2006

girk

To masterbate in a public place such as your friends house, in your school or at the worst place your girl friends house.

dude, he totally girked it in your bathroom!

by KoStonBoarder98 April 19, 2006

girk

The sound a grrl makes when she chokes on a dick.

"dood, i went so deep she girked"

by SadistiK© January 30, 2004

girk

a big fat hairy pussy that talks and queefs.

Sam is going to shove his dick up you're velvety girk.

by peter.the.pussy.eater October 20, 2009