Top definition
any violent woman who attacks the genitalia of unsuspecting men in order to amuse themselves or others
1st guy: Dude, Jorese jus nailed me in the nuts!

2nd guy: what a freekin girk!
by Paul July 28, 2004
Get the mug
Get a girk mug for your daughter-in-law Rihanna.
2
a girk is a nerd who has risen through the ranks of the nerds to become a head nerd or a super nerd. this means that a nerd who is considered by nerds to be a nerd is a girk
Nerd 1: Man Nerd 2 is such a girk

Nerd 3: yeh he got 3 extra credit points for knowing the answer to a question they do at university let alone in yr 9
by danieltylerdurden September 03, 2005
Get the mug
Get a girk mug for your papa Paul.
3
a girly geek. used mainly towards females. when used towards a man it is an insult
that girl is a definate girk

he is such a girk!
by rila September 02, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Girk mug for your mate Vivek.
4
One who rests her head on peoples chests, feels their heartbeats, and then chops off their dicks
This girl from LA was a very good girk
by DEFNOTDAVIDLOL June 20, 2009
Get the mug
Get a girk mug for your coworker Abdul.
5
A mispelling for "girl" commonly made in instant messaging programs such as MSN. Can be used to refer to other females or males with feminine qualities.
"Has anyone seen Matty girk?"
"I finally met up with all you girks!"
by ArtanisDTS August 03, 2006
Get the mug
Get a girk mug for your fish Helena.
6
To masterbate in a public place such as your friends house, in your school or at the worst place your girl friends house.
dude, he totally girked it in your bathroom!
by KoStonBoarder98 March 24, 2006
Get the mug
Get a girk mug for your Uncle James.
7
The sound a grrl makes when she chokes on a dick.
"dood, i went so deep she girked"
by SadistiKΒ© January 30, 2004
Get the mug
Get a girk mug for your father Paul.