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Stiff as dicks
"My muscles are stiff as dicks! I haven't been able to sleep in days."
"I asked for an extension on my assignment, but the lecturer wouldn't give it to me. The guy's stiff as dicks about that shit."
"I asked for an extension on my assignment, but the lecturer wouldn't give it to me. The guy's stiff as dicks about that shit."
Stiff as dicks by Iamasparrow March 16, 2014
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gay as 2 dicks touching
gay as 2 dicks touching by migumbo October 25, 2009
Happy as a dog with two dicks
Thats's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. I tell you, I'm as happy as a dog with two dicks me.
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969
Happy as a dog with two dicks by Jacob Davey December 28, 2005
as tired as a bag of beat dicks
Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?
Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!
Glenn: Damn, that's tired!
Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!
Glenn: Damn, that's tired!
as tired as a bag of beat dicks by Glizzy G December 16, 2008
Yummy as Dick
Yummy as Dick by Delta Kiral December 23, 2011
Hot as dick
term used in the penta-hood to describe how hot it truly is. Often correlates with temperatures above 85 degrees Fahrenheit.
Hot as dick by fivedollalove May 13, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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proper lad
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