As a Cunt

To be extreme at anything. Or for something to be extreme.
Shouldn't really be said around chicks.

I was pissed 'as a cunt' last night, old mate.
Those bikkies make me messy 'as a cunt'.
Joe was fucked 'as a cunt' after shooting up smack.
Lund was angry 'as a cunt' after Remus condemned Maths.
Anthony Mundine is hard 'as a cunt'.
Bob got fucked 'as a cunt' when some gangsta's rolled him.

by Diego November 25, 2003

As a Cunt

To be extreme at anything.

He got pissed like a cunt. (Very Drunk)
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by Diego November 24, 2003

pissed as a cunt

Very, very, very drunk. To the point that you were being rude, yelling out obscenities and fighting people.

"I was 'pissed as a cunt' last night man. I told my girlfriend to 'fuck off' and waz starting fights with every other mutha-fucka in there. I woke up at 9am asleep on someones lawn."

by Diego September 4, 2003

pissed as a cunt

Descriptive of being exceedingly or disgracefully drunk.

Dave said, 'I had to drive to Southampton pissed as a cunt, had to drop a pill to sort my head out'

by Rickallisterpmeister June 3, 2006

cold as a cunt

When the weather is so cold, you shout this in the street to let everyone know how cold it is.

"Fuck me, it is as cold as a cunt out here"

by BigGayBernard January 25, 2014

dry as a nuns cunt

dry pussy

laura is dry as a nuns cunt

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

as dry as a nun's cunt

An expression of anything that is VERY dry.

That sandwich was as dry as a nun's cunt.

by P V 2 March 24, 2018