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Arved is a fucking legend, funny as fuck and will help you out in video games when you need it. He can be a asshole sometimes but he don't mean it, overall a great guy and will make your day just that little bit better.
Yoooo you spoke to arved recently?
Nah man but I need to, I miss his humour
by graces bread May 29, 2020
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Arved

An Arved is an alpha male with a big dick
Lukas: "holy shit i saw an Arved today"
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One-Armed Scissor

It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night, eh?
by BcozTheNite November 13, 2007
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Bat Arsed

Next level up from rat arsed. To be absolutely steam boated beyond return. Bat arsed is a sacred level of pissed which worshippers of life seek on the weekend. Bat arsed state is achieved by robbing tinnes from Tesco, prank calling your mates mum for a blowie at least twice so she thinks your serious, not eating a single fucking nut on the day of bat arsery and seeing off at least 10 shots of pure stink. When bat arsed thou must expect to piss thy self so don't wear your best pair of Lonsdale undies and remember if any cunt tries to tell you you're to bat arsed put your fucking mush down and windmill the shit out of that worthless piece of cum.
Joe: Hey Ben, last weekend was awesome we got so bat arsed. How about we tone it down a notch tonight and get fucking shit wrecked?

Ben: Shut the fuck up Joe you little pussy, I wanna try force my floppy in an 18 stone train wreck of a woman and shit on my own floor tonight, so I'm definitely going for the bat arsed option. You're such a little bitch
by NewyIsMassiv March 11, 2017
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One Armed Ginger

When a ginger man shoves his entire arm up another man’s rectum in an attempt to steal his soul. As we all know gingers do not have souls
Matt thought he was going to have a nice quiet night, unfortunately Aaron tried to perform a one armed ginger.
by CJ2K8 August 20, 2018
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Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg

A famous YouTuber; he currently holds the world record for most subscribers. He is more commonly known by his stage name, PewDiePie. He is dating another YouTuber by the name of Marzia Bisognin, whose stage name is CutiePie. They will eventually get married, although when they first met when she was 18, Marzia did ask Felix not to propose until she was 23. As her 23rd birthday approaches, she states that she is getting anxious because she thinks that Felix is going to propose to her. However, in a recent video, Felix and Marzia agreed not to get married until they are older because they feel that they are "still young adults". Felix is most commonly known for his "Amnesia" series and his "Happy Wheels" series. He describes himself as an agnostic atheist, but is uninterested in religion. Felix has two pugs, one named Maya (nicknamed Puga-Chan) and the other named Edgar Allan Pug (a pun on Edgar Allan Poe). Felix was born on the twenty fourth of October, 1989 in Gothenburg, Sweden to Johanna and Ulf Kjellberg. When he originally registered on YouTube, his username was "PewDie", representing someone being struck by a fatal laser blast. When he forgot his password, He reregistered under the Pseudonym of "PewDiePie and continued his work. Before he was registered as an official YouRube personality, he worked at a hotdog stand to fund both his YouTube videos and his move to Italy to be with his girlfriend. The media tends to focus on his annual income of $4 million U.S.
OMG! I want Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg to have my children!
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cant be arsed

cannot be bothered
I cant be arsed to think of an example
by Emma March 30, 2004
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