artwanker 

someone who plays artwank

Those damn artwankers!

artwanker by larry says hi October 15, 2005

Acewanker 

Acewanker

The best player in world of tanks history. Has sick 4k latam recents and a massive e-cock. He is also NOT a weeb.

Damn dude, you see Acewankers sick 907 dpg? He has like 900 dpg!

And eural exclaimed- "You're so fucking dumb ace, commit game end!"

Acewanker by Acewankr January 10, 2019

artwank 

Any visual or audio media which is made impenetrable on purpose, simply to gain critical acclaim from those who think that such impenetrability automatically implies hidden genius.

Such work is almost always incredibly shallow and without thought, as can be gauged from a quick analysis by an intelligent human being.

Many films that The Independent newspaper (UK)waxes lyrical over.

artwank by Eighthours January 6, 2005

asswanker 

variation of wanker, it just makes the victim of the insult that much more gay.

Jeezy Creezy, jacob is such a friggin asswanker.

asswanker by Tion the One April 28, 2003

arsewanker 

A name for someone who is a general cunt

Oi Karmel you arsewanker

arsewanker by Wys1269 February 11, 2019

artwank 

Art created purely for its fame-garnering effect for the creator. Overly pretentious/irrelevant art.

Anything created by Damien Hirst.

artwank by :Soap: October 13, 2003

Autowanker 

A machine that is given the task of wanking for a human for its pleasure.

Guy 1: Oh man i bought this wanking machine.
Guy 2: Oh I heard about that, its called an Autowanker.

Autowanker by Jack De April 24, 2008