adwanker

Someone who works in advertising. Primarily an Art Director or Creative Director. They generally think that working in an advertising agency makes them far superior to the rest of the world.

Check out the adwanker trying to pick up that hot chick. Wait till she finds out he's shallow, vacuous and coked off his head.

by toohard October 29, 2007

Awankerning

When you’ve finished having a tug and ya post nutt clarity inspires a pivotal thought or awakening.

“Oh demarcus, I finished rubbing one out and I had an awankerning”

by gazza from up the road ye May 3, 2021