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hartlepool united 

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amazing team best in the world
hartlepool united are amazing and sunderland are shi*
hartlepool united by paul May 21, 2004

hartlepool united 

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The best fucking team in the world who kick the ass of Darlow, (their poor next door neighbours). Famed for achieving the most number of re elcections in the football league but now have been in the playoffs and promoted 5 years in a row!
They are gonna do a Harltepool
hartlepool united by nim May 27, 2004

Hartlepool 

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Town situated in North East England,
1 Hour South of Newcastle.
Great attractions such as: Historic Quay, Marina, Lawrence, Divvy Sharon..
Moe: This towns a shit hole
Trev: Be gratefull you don't like in Hartlepool.

and

Moe: Isnt Hartlepool were Lawrence is?
Trev: Yes im related to him.
Hartlepool by Moe UK February 22, 2009

Hartlepool Dummy 

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The use of a Greggs Sausage roll or Pasty in place of a child's dummy by the classy young single mothers of Hartlepool.
Oi Tracy, can you not shut that screaming little shit up? Why don't you give it a Hartlepool Dummy

Hartlepool 

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A town full of fucking idiots that won't stop putting pictures about how big there shlong is from Urban Dictionary, the majority of them are virgins other then when they were anally raped by a family friend as young'ins, the towns an absolute shithole full of smackheads/attention seekers & sluts!
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HARTLEPOOL UNLESS YOU WANT AIDS.
Hartlepool by jajdajdsgsvs October 21, 2013

Hartlepool Eats 

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A mint takeaway and restaurant delivery app with the best discounts and the most exclusive takeaways. Full of discounts and better takeaways.
Chardonnay: Shall we get Chinese on Just Eat?
Dean: Nah, order with Hartlepool Eats mate, they’ve got more Chinese takeaways than Just Eat
Chardonnay: Good point, it’s always cheaper too
Hartlepool Eats by JWileburger November 24, 2021
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