The best fucking team in the world who kick the ass of Darlow, (their poor next door neighbours). Famed for achieving the most number of re elcections in the football league but now have been in the playoffs and promoted 5 years in a row!
A town full of fucking idiots that won't stop putting pictures about how big there shlong is from Urban Dictionary, the majority of them are virgins other then when they were anally raped by a family friend as young'ins, the towns an absolute shithole full of smackheads/attention seekers & sluts!
A mint takeaway and restaurant delivery app with the best discounts and the most exclusive takeaways. Full of discounts and better takeaways.
Chardonnay: Shall we get Chinese on Just Eat?
Dean: Nah, order with Hartlepool Eats mate, they’ve got more Chinese takeaways than Just Eat
Chardonnay: Good point, it’s always cheaper too
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.