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Artifistal Insemination 

An act in which a man will masturbate and ejaculate into his hand.
Armed with a full hand of semen, he will make a fist and forcefully thrust his fist into his female companion's vagina. Once inside, he opens the fist and releases his seed deep into her uterus.
John and Jessie couldn't concieve, so john tried the radical new method called artifistal insemination.... There was blood

Antifish 

The opposite of a pungent vagina. Easily accepting of cunnilingus and exceptionally clean.
I was questioning my friend about his girls puss and he says she has an Antifish
Antifish by Spudman5321 November 19, 2014

artimisha 

A nice kind love person. Who ever she doesn't like must have did something wrong to her. She is very beautiful and wonderful. Once you get to know her she is so loving. She loves going out with family. She never gives up even when life is hard. She says what is on her mind, but sometimes she shouldn't. She doesn't give up on love even if something happened.
Artimisha is so nice, kind, carrying, and thoughtfull to me.
artimisha by Artimisha October 30, 2017

artifishal 

Fish raised or produced by human methods rather than occurring naturally
“You’ll never catch me eating farm raised tilapia. That shit is artifishal.”
artifishal by SalvyZ April 7, 2019

antifishing

When someone falsely claims they were catfished in order to start a conversation with you with the ultimate goal of getting you in bed.
I talked to this guy for a half hour before I figured out that he was antifishing me.
antifishing by splattodelgato October 18, 2017

artifishy 

Almost like the real thing but not quite; usully said of foods, food colorings, food additives, etc.
This diner food sucks rope! The waiter says that there are homemade mashed potatoes, but they taste artifishy! I think the waiters are lying.
artifishy by pentozali December 28, 2005