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Artifistal Insemination 

An act in which a man will masturbate and ejaculate into his hand.
Armed with a full hand of semen, he will make a fist and forcefully thrust his fist into his female companion's vagina. Once inside, he opens the fist and releases his seed deep into her uterus.
John and Jessie couldn't concieve, so john tried the radical new method called artifistal insemination.... There was blood
Artifistal Insemination by shame-us October 18, 2008

Antifish 

The opposite of a pungent vagina. Easily accepting of cunnilingus and exceptionally clean.
I was questioning my friend about his girls puss and he says she has an Antifish
Antifish by Spudman5321 November 19, 2014

artimisha 

A nice kind love person. Who ever she doesn't like must have did something wrong to her. She is very beautiful and wonderful. Once you get to know her she is so loving. She loves going out with family. She never gives up even when life is hard. She says what is on her mind, but sometimes she shouldn't. She doesn't give up on love even if something happened.
Artimisha is so nice, kind, carrying, and thoughtfull to me.
artimisha by Artimisha October 30, 2017

artifishal 

Fish raised or produced by human methods rather than occurring naturally
“You’ll never catch me eating farm raised tilapia. That shit is artifishal.”
artifishal by SalvyZ April 7, 2019

antifishing

When someone falsely claims they were catfished in order to start a conversation with you with the ultimate goal of getting you in bed.
I talked to this guy for a half hour before I figured out that he was antifishing me.
antifishing by splattodelgato October 18, 2017

artifishy 

Almost like the real thing but not quite; usully said of foods, food colorings, food additives, etc.
This diner food sucks rope! The waiter says that there are homemade mashed potatoes, but they taste artifishy! I think the waiters are lying.
artifishy by pentozali December 28, 2005
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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