arsemoon 

After having a bender the night before and going for the morning alcoshit only to find, after devouring your own body weight in greasy kebab pizza and southern fried wedges, that the alcoshit destroys your ring piece so bad the home it leaves behind could fit the moon in it creating the arsemoon.

I had that much kebab last night my morning shit has given me arsemoon

arsemoon by Super twart August 31, 2021

ARSEMONGER 

Noun , meaning seller of arse. Monger used as in fish monger, iron monger. One who sells arse, a pimp

Goodness ! , these goes that horrible arsemonger, he's not a nice person at all.

ARSEMONGER by Dr Lingus January 4, 2008

arsemonger 

noun,1. meaning a person mainly a man who enjoys to off his rectum for sale from place to place.
2. A person(man) who enjoys to eat or ingage in sexual activities involving the anus of another person(also mainly a man)

"look at that prat over there!" "yeah what an arsemonger"
"Tom Cruise is such an arsemonger"

arsemonger by colin dunning September 25, 2007

titting arsemonkeys 

The art of expressing the upmost rage or anger

*Stubs his toe* 'Titting arsemonkeys! My toe'

titting arsemonkeys by sue dinem1 March 16, 2015