arse wipe

a.To wipe ones arse, ass, bottom, exterior.
b.Also as a term of insult

a. I have had a poo, I need a good arse wipe
b. Your a complete fucking arse wipe

by Gary Ledsham August 11, 2003

arse wipe

adjective; describing someone as something with which on may wipe his arse with.

You're a arse wipe, you are...

by mendoza January 5, 2004

Arse Wipe

Name Given to people that are just retards

Guy 1: Your Such an Arse Wipe!
Kevin Shorter: What? Why?
Guy 1: You Just are.

by jbfhjjabfjb December 16, 2010

arse wipe!

An insult for someone that is annoying!

Jerry: Hahahahaha*snort* So i said to her that I couldn't date her because she looked like my mum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*snort*

(No laughter)

Jamie: Jerry?
Jerry: Yes?
Jamie: YOU ARE AN ARSE WIPE!

by Dani!!! October 28, 2005

arsewipe

A person who is not worth anything to you. The only thing he/she is good for is to wipe your arse on

Ricky is an arse wipe

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

arsewipe

An Australia term meaning a thoroughly worthless person, a real bastard.

1. You know that Ted bloke?...what an arsewipe.

by Dee Cee 66 March 29, 2009

arsewipe

The correct way of spelling what Americans spell 'asswipe'.

Toilet paper.

An anoying person.

A way of describing being let down

"You stupid yank, its spelt arsewipe not asswipe."

"Gimme that newspaper mate, I need an asswipe."

"I think he's an arsewipe."

"Awwww no! That is such an arse wipe."

by DirtyHead February 15, 2004