arse fuck

Someone so ugly, crude, generally disgusting that you'd rather be fucked up the arse than have to see their troll like features.

'Ah minger! Get thee behind me.'

or (morning after)
'ow! shit! there's an arse fuck in my bed. Well at least i wasn't that drunk, if the pain's anything to go by.'

arse fuck by a-nonny-mouse1 and a-nonny-mouse2 January 14, 2004

sergeant arse-fuck 

have a guess

Oi sergeant arse-fuck - get off my property!
Just what do you think your doing sergeant arse-fuck...eh?

sergeant arse-fuck by jonny rotten pants June 28, 2009

Fuck Arse 

A complete tool, A Jerk, knob, idiot, turd, git, gimboid etc, etc.

"That guy is a total Fuck Arse"

Fuck Arse by hitman February 12, 2004

fuck my arse

Exclamation of great surprise. Not necessarily homosexual in nature.

Whaddayu mean, Chelsea won?? Fuck my arse!!!

fuck my arse by notapaki September 2, 2003

fuck your arse 

to fuck someone anal

Billie: Fuckoff cunt, i'll fuck you up.
Random old man: Fucken teens, i'll fuck your arse if you call me that one more time

fuck your arse by weedonizer January 12, 2017

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick 

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.

Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick by AlexBumpkin December 9, 2007

Fuck off you fat arse bitch 

Your mom

Fuck off you fat arse bitch ill shank your dad in bed

Fuck off you fat arse bitch by Mamaimacriminal February 21, 2023