arschkeks

Ass-hat, ass-cracker, dumbass, asshole. A lazy, poorly mannered person who treats others with utter disrespect. Widely used on Beavis and Butthead in Germany, as well as by chunks in Remscheid.

You are such an Arschkeks!

by Tzivje December 22, 2007

Asscheeks

Logan Paul’s boxing skills

Person 1:Dude did u see the KSI vs. Logan Paul boxing match?

Person 2: ya Logan Paul was asscheeks

by ImFunnySometimes August 25, 2018

Asscheeks

Used as an adjective to describe something that is frustrating or ridiculous. Used in the same way as "bullshit."

Can also be used as a noun. See the cheeks.

I can't believe I missed the final exam. That's asscheeks, man.

The IR spectroscopy is not showing the correct structure, which is totally asscheeks.

by dochomie July 7, 2009

arsecheeks

The two half of the buttocks.

After the spanking, Emily's arsecheeks were red like a pepper.

by Tiago Zuhr September 24, 2005

Arschgesicht

Arschgesicht is the german word for fuckface.

arsch: Meaning ass
Gesicht: meaning face
so the real meaning: ass-face

you use it like in America

haub ab, arschgesicht! --
piss off fuckface

ich hab das Arschgesicht schon lange nicht mehr gesehen, gott sei dank. --
i haven´t seen that fuckface in ages , for gods sake.

by scheissegal August 17, 2008

Open Asscheeks

The practice of spreading one's asscheeks open with your hands to allow for easier penetration during anal sex.

"Did you do open asscheeks with Jenny last night?" - Bob
"Didn't have to, her ass was already so loose." - Steve

by Stephen D. April 17, 2007

Bag Of Asscheeks

Something you call someone in a derogatory manner, however usually said amongst friends as a joke.

God, Brendan, you're such a fucking bag of asscheeks

by BagOfAsscheeks May 14, 2016