(n.) A very
unintelligent human usually of armenian decent; sometimes referred to as a creature because of their lack of human
knowledge or
communication skills. Known to hold onto tall metal poles during lightning storms, and even mistake girl's assholes for their vaginas.
Man, i know retards smarter then that kid. He tried
microwaving a metal fork one time, and even
swallowed a cup of
listerine to freshen his breath. He is such a friggin aronian.