army dildo 

Carried by muff diver cornish fuckbots a small collection of toys of different shapes, sizes And colour used to aid in the pleasure of the frustrated

The cornish fuckbots could not help tim alone, the army dildos were deployed to de-frustrate the man

army dildo by Smudge 😙 February 9, 2018

armadildo 

a dildo that is giant, it straps to your arm and is more brutal than fisting a chick.

That chick just took the great american challange, a baseball bat, a boling pin and a football.. sideways, now lets see if your mom can take the armadildo.

armadildo by malibu biff August 15, 2008

armadildo 

A dildo with all of the traits of an armadillo. It has an outer layer made of bone and a long pointy head with teeth. It is nocturnal and moves very fast. They can not operate in cold climates.

On a hot southern night, when the sun goes down, you can hear the Whipperwills and the hum of armadildos in the air.

armadildo by Deborah Lee July 1, 2006

Armadildo 

A game where when you shove a dildo up an armadillos asshole, and it stays there. To win, the dildo you stuck up an armadillo's ass must stay there longer then your opponents.

Kid1: What do you want to do today?
Kid2: How about a game of armadildo?
Kid1: Sure!

Armadildo by X-xPooeyGlooeyx-X January 28, 2017

Armadildoing 

The act of sticking a curled armadillo into your anus, then prodding it deeper and deeper into your rectum with a dildo appropriately sized and shaped for the job.
upon reaching the colon you have successfully armadildoed

Hey bro I heard you were having an orgy tonight.
Oh yeah man it's going to be sick, we're gonna get super fried and try armadildoing Mike

Armadildoing by Aganimrod March 7, 2021

armadildo 

A lesbian extremist who finds compensation in the destruction of men's naughty bits.

Dude, that armadildo found compensation in the destruction of my naughty bits!

armadildo by What-What June 21, 2008

nine banded armadildo 

an enormous dildo with nine horny plates to excite the clitoris and the whole area

kev thought the woman was funny 'cos she kept grinning all the time.
then he noticed what appeared to be a cue case was in fact a nine banded armadildo. "table two please!"

nine banded armadildo by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004