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The worlds blackest fastest man.
arkum takes the lead.
arkum by frenchboi12345 September 4, 2016
NBA player who’s last name is literally too long to say. Flight reacts created this nickname for him.
“Akumpo your literally 7 foot 4 if I was that height I’d be blocking those type of shots.”
Akumpo by nummy num num June 12, 2020

Akuma Nihmune 

The most bottomest bottom in the entire history of humankind.
Always trying to convince people she is a dommy switch.
Swagolishious leader and singer of the Cult of the Ussy and other bangers.
Occasionally enjoys kissing plums, licks on walls or breaks bionicles.

Secretly an Enema Queen and member of the holey Prezel trio with Shylily and Bao.
You might be a bottom, but you are far from being on Akuma Nihmune level.
Akuma Nihmune by Pantybell April 28, 2022

Circular Argument 

An argument that goes nowhere. Though a person believes he or she is arguing a point, the argument does not progress because the individual provides the same point for the effect as he/she does for the cause (i.e., the effect is just the cause stated in different words). In short, what is given as the effect is already made obvious--either overtly or implicitly--by the supporting reason provided.

To say, "I didn't like that movie because it was really bad," is to provide a premise in support of the opinion that goes without saying. It goes without saying that if one does not like the movie, he/she will not believe the movie is good. Likewise, statements such as "I am Bainz, so I am drunk," "I enjoy listening to music when I study because music helps me to study," and "I wear Fant-Ho shades because they're the best shades" are equally circular in nature. A true argument would supply support that explains WHY Bainz is always drunk, HOW music helps the person's study habits, and WHAT makes Fant-Ho shades better than other brands.

Dumb people write circular arguments.
Swain stated the obvious when he made the circular argument, "I am Swain; therefore, I am a clown-bitch." I was like, duh!
Circular Argument by P'tainz August 18, 2013
NBA player has a very long name and has also grown from 7’0” to 13’7” in a span of 3 years. FlightReacts is the guy who made up the nickname because he just can’t say names.
Yo Akumpo with that weakass dunk, I’d be doing that too if I was 13’7”
Akumpo by devduttpadikal August 24, 2020

elliotic argument 

An argument that is so bad that it is instantly destroyed by everyone who encounters it. An argument that is so clearly false that the only person who could possibly take it seriously is someone who is borderline retarded. To be a true elliotic argument the argument must be defended by a deluded fool who despite his extreme inadequacies suffers from a severe case of megalomania.
have you seen this guy who calls himself The AK? His arguments are so bad that they qualify as elliotic arguments.
elliotic argument by jman81 August 21, 2012