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blackest way to die
OH NO CHARLIE DONT TWERK! IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO SUFFER THE BLACKEST WAY TO DIE
ay yo niglet I hope miley cyrus suffers the blackest way to die
ay yo niglet I hope miley cyrus suffers the blackest way to die
blackest way to die by SenorAndo June 19, 2014
Blackest Tea Kettle
Someone who brags and/or is so egotistical, they purposely place themselves in a disatvantage in order to show there "the best". Usually always useing "I" in the beginning of a sentence.
Mike: I dont need friends like other people do, I am the best.
Julio: Man, you are the Blackest Tea Kettle i know.
Julio: Man, you are the Blackest Tea Kettle i know.
Blackest Tea Kettle by CosmicRey July 9, 2011
Blackest christmas
Blackest christmas by Hasaf December 3, 2019
Your ass is the blackest
This is said when talking with another person in a competitive manner, you concede that the other person has won.
It is usually said during one-up-manship contest.
Somewhat of a backwards "you win",but you really are the loser.
This is a very old saying...said as early as the 1800's.
It is usually said during one-up-manship contest.
Somewhat of a backwards "you win",but you really are the loser.
This is a very old saying...said as early as the 1800's.
Rhonda: I have a really bad headache.
Rick: Oh yeah, well I have a hangnail!
Rhonda: Yeah , and my knee hurts too.
Rick: Well, I guess "your ass is the blackest."
Rick: Oh yeah, well I have a hangnail!
Rhonda: Yeah , and my knee hurts too.
Rick: Well, I guess "your ass is the blackest."
Your ass is the blackest by The_Overman September 8, 2007
The biggest blackest dick
A secret/rare white card from the popular card game Cards Against Humanity. The card can only be found in the lining of the top of "A Bigger Blacker Box", a box designed to store up to 1500 Cards Against Humanity cards. Unlike standard cards, the letters on the card, which read "The biggest blackest dick." are silver and are embossed into the card. The card is the successor to "A bigger blacker dick", the successor to "A big black dick".
Kyle: "Hey Jim, did you hear about the secret Cards Against Humanity card on reddit?"
Jim: "You must be talking about 'The biggest blackest dick.' Yeah I heard."
Jim: "You must be talking about 'The biggest blackest dick.' Yeah I heard."
The biggest blackest dick by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014
the blackest sheep
the blackest sheep by boujeewy March 25, 2024
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026